Bunjenpighimgepnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing crocodile.

Bunjenpighimgepnarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunjenpighimgepnarl, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bunjenpighimgepnarl, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bunjenpighimgepnarl's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bunjenpighimgepnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Never write about asteroids.