Fidvonpinjadyim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, moody wren.

Fidvonpinjadyim created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Fidvonpinjadyim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidvonpinjadyim, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fidvonpinjadyim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fidvonpinjadyim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Fidvonpinjadyim.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.