Mandadsid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omnipotent hare.

Mandadsid created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mandadsid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mandadsid, she will send minions to preach to you.

Mandadsid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mandadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away if six rats approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to music.