Dabgedlat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish mongoose.

Dabgedlat created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabgedlat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dabgedlat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dabgedlat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dabgedlat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the west.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Dabgedlat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about galaxies.