Kabmeghab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable elephant.

Kabmeghab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabmeghab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kabmeghab, he will cry a lot.

Kabmeghab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kabmeghab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never paint your head violet.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Put Kabmeghab first in all things.

5. Do not commit murder.