Megsidwik is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless jackal.

Megsidwik created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Megsidwik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megsidwik, it will turn you into a dog.

Megsidwik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Megsidwik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Megsidwik six times a day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not kill dogs.