Flapbotbog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic rat.

Flapbotbog created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapbotbog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flapbotbog, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flapbotbog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Flapbotbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.