Fedyaksaw is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-confident dragon.

Fedyaksaw created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedyaksaw, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fedyaksaw, he will not care.

Fedyaksaw's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fedyaksaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fedyaksaw loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Fedyaksaw first in all things.