Dabnutrap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic shrew.

Dabnutrap created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabnutrap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dabnutrap, it will laugh at you.

Dabnutrap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dabnutrap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must love Dabnutrap.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabnutrap.