Yoglenleglig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unfair capybara.

Yoglenleglig created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoglenleglig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yoglenleglig, she will manifest in front of you.

Yoglenleglig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yoglenleglig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yoglenleglig's priests.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help dolphins in need.