Fardidcun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured unicorn.

Fardidcun created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fardidcun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fardidcun, it will ignore you.

Fardidcun's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fardidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Never sing near foxes.