Mipsid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent crane.

Mipsid created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipsid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mipsid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mipsid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mipsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Run away from black frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Mipsid loves porpoises, so they must be respected.