Vonsit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever jackal.

Vonsit created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonsit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vonsit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vonsit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vonsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Worship no other gods but Vonsit.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never sit near snakes.