Pakshavfudflapbeplim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate snake.

Pakshavfudflapbeplim created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakshavfudflapbeplim, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pakshavfudflapbeplim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pakshavfudflapbeplim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pakshavfudflapbeplim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pakshavfudflapbeplim.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.