Weehasbiffun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Weehasbiffun created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weehasbiffun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weehasbiffun, he will turn you into a tree.

Weehasbiffun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Weehasbiffun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Never feed gooseberries to swans while wearing fawn skirts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear white clothing.