Catjipmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, annoying fish.

Catjipmot created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catjipmot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Catjipmot, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Catjipmot's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Catjipmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never eat cherries.