Kincutwip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful lobster.

Kincutwip created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Kincutwip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kincutwip, he will not invite you to parties.

Kincutwip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kincutwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Kincutwip on top of important buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.