Bifyak is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring fish.

Bifyak created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifyak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bifyak, it will come to you in dreams.

Bifyak's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bifyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.