Wadwannell Tiggomzakvig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring bear.

Wadwannell Tiggomzakvig created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadwannell Tiggomzakvig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wadwannell Tiggomzakvig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Wadwannell Tiggomzakvig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wadwannell Tiggomzakvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadwannell Tiggomzakvig.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.