Fom is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awesome mouse.

Fom created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Fom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fom, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fom on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat spinach.