Buglunkon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, thoughtless finch.

Buglunkon created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buglunkon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Buglunkon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Buglunkon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Buglunkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Never look at planets.