Pibzedont is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, benevolent salamander.

Pibzedont created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibzedont, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibzedont, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pibzedont's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pibzedont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.