Sigtettitun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind elephant.

Sigtettitun created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigtettitun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sigtettitun, it will cry a lot.

Sigtettitun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sigtettitun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.