Gupbusstik is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, clever goose.

Gupbusstik created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupbusstik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gupbusstik, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gupbusstik's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gupbusstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.