Hattail is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever dingo.

Hattail created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hattail, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hattail, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hattail's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hattail's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hattail.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never wear cyan trousers.

5. Never write about moons.