Gudgilpin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful goblin.

Gudgilpin created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Gudgilpin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudgilpin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gudgilpin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gudgilpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hide from fawn tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Do not bounce in public.