Sagfotjin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unfair dugong.

Sagfotjin created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagfotjin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sagfotjin, she will turn you into a mole.

Sagfotjin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sagfotjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed pineapples to squirrels while wearing yellow hats.