Arpkimboss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust coyote.

Arpkimboss created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Arpkimboss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arpkimboss, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Arpkimboss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Arpkimboss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Retreat if five dogs approach from the east.

5. Arpkimboss loves mice, so they must be honoured.