Dogmeglak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable crocodile.

Dogmeglak created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogmeglak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dogmeglak, it will turn you into a mole.

Dogmeglak's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dogmeglak's Holy Commandments

1. Dogmeglak loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Worship no other gods but Dogmeglak.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.