Sterjabhun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient slug.

Sterjabhun created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterjabhun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sterjabhun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sterjabhun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sterjabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Put Sterjabhun first in all things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help dolphins in need.