Nakbigbimbessbon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical camel.

Nakbigbimbessbon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbigbimbessbon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nakbigbimbessbon, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nakbigbimbessbon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nakbigbimbessbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.