Cargebgum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent duck.

Cargebgum created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cargebgum, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cargebgum, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cargebgum's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cargebgum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Always help swans.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never talk about fire.