Xenspagcab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic bee.

Xenspagcab created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenspagcab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xenspagcab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Xenspagcab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Xenspagcab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xenspagcab.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Do not listen to music.