Hitwabfobdag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, compassionate scorpion.

Hitwabfobdag created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitwabfobdag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitwabfobdag, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hitwabfobdag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hitwabfobdag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitwabfobdag.