Ingtighon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, weak clam.

Ingtighon created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Ingtighon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ingtighon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ingtighon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ingtighon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.