Danabflab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering wasp.

Danabflab created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danabflab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Danabflab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Danabflab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Danabflab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Danabflab.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not kill snails.