Sadrowbab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous finch.

Sadrowbab created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadrowbab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sadrowbab, he will turn you into a slug.

Sadrowbab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sadrowbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sadrowbab on top of all buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help geese.

5. Never write about gravity.