Botlitpop Higbimpod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective tapir.

Botlitpop Higbimpod created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Botlitpop Higbimpod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Botlitpop Higbimpod, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Botlitpop Higbimpod's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Botlitpop Higbimpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never play with disobedient children.