Weecablad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic dingo.

Weecablad created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weecablad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weecablad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Weecablad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Weecablad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Weecablad on top of all buildings.

5. Do not jump in public.