Nartdondim is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, confident rhinoceros.

Nartdondim created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nartdondim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nartdondim, it will turn you into a slug.

Nartdondim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nartdondim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never go into blue rooms.