Giglapbell is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, conceited cow.

Giglapbell created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Giglapbell, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Giglapbell, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Giglapbell's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Giglapbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shoes.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.