Pibbidbid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, compassionate salamander.

Pibbidbid created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pibbidbid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pibbidbid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Pibbidbid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pibbidbid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pibbidbid on top of all buildings.

2. You must love Pibbidbid.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.