Dothad Lammadbass is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong hummingbird.

Dothad Lammadbass created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dothad Lammadbass, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dothad Lammadbass, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dothad Lammadbass' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dothad Lammadbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide from green ants for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dothad Lammadbass on top of all buildings.
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