Safdonwon is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, flying owl.

Safdonwon created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Safdonwon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Safdonwon, she will make you grow a tail.

Safdonwon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Safdonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet violet.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.