Migcim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous camel.

Migcim created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Migcim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Migcim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Migcim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Migcim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Retreat if five turtles approach from the west.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Migcim's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.