Nigsidwit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, loving tapir.

Nigsidwit created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nigsidwit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nigsidwit, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nigsidwit's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nigsidwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nigsidwit.

3. Run away if five snails approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never wear turquoise corsets.