Libveglap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fast elephant.

Libveglap created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libveglap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Libveglap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Libveglap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Libveglap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never wear turquoise scarves.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Libveglap.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not make images of living things.