Zisslithub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, temperamental beaver.

Zisslithub created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zisslithub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zisslithub, she will turn you into a frog.

Zisslithub's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zisslithub's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never mention badgers.