Fadbimyass is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, emotional snake.

Fadbimyass created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fadbimyass, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fadbimyass, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fadbimyass' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fadbimyass' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black kilts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must love Fadbimyass.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.