Tifhinrill is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous rhinoceros.

Tifhinrill created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifhinrill, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tifhinrill, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tifhinrill's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tifhinrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help mites.

3. Do not take Tifhinrill's name in vain.

4. Run away if three ducks approach from the south.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.